It's been almost a month since returning from Cairns and I've diagnosed myself with the travel bug:Name:
travellococcus buggis
Epidemiology:
Young people generally, no matter how cash strapped. Especially prevalent in those who have recently returned from travelling.
Pathology:
Lodges itself in patient's subconsciousness and multiplies, creating continuous yearning for travelling.
Clinical features:
Patient spends countless hours pouring over travel magazines, travel guides, browsing online travel websites, visiting travel agencies...etc. Exaggerated features in Asian patients who have tendencies to accept nothing but the CHEAPEST deal!
Management:
Book patient's airfares, arrange accommodation, car hire and activities, and transfer them urgently to the nearest airport. Organise annual leave +/- ADOs for patient.
Someone please cure me!!!
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